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Anonymous
November 25, 2025 at 7:49:12 PM
How would you Kill me if you could?:
(I love you) (I love you) with a shredder
You (I love you) (I love you) (I love you) (I love you) and your (I love you) page. You and your (I love you) (I love you) (I love you) and the ten (I love you) docs you (I love you) (I love you) made. Yeah I still remember... you arent some quirky (I love you) but rather a (I love you) (I love you) (I love you) (I love you) (I love you) (I love you) go kill yourself.
Replied on: November 25, 2025 at 7:50:14 PM
?????? WHO ARE YOU?????? HOW MANY SLURS DID YOU JUST CALL ME???? HELLO??? DAD???? WHAT???? OMG??? WHAT DOCS????
faeriri
November 15, 2025 at 4:04:44 PM
How would you Kill me if you could?:
a big hug
ive signed this before somewher ei think but UR STYLE IS SO CUTE!!! BIIIG HUGS
Replied on: November 15, 2025 at 4:12:21 PM
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANJKYOU!!!1!1!!!
Simon
November 15, 2025 at 3:48:29 PM
How would you Kill me if you could?:
tickle fight
I lov e ur james so cute
Replied on: November 15, 2025 at 3:58:36 PM
Thank you! 
Xao
November 15, 2025 at 3:16:53 PM
How would you Kill me if you could?:
Alcohol.
A Very 1999 Christmas
Replied on: November 15, 2025 at 3:18:34 PM
Thank you fellow money enthusiast
compsoghnatus
October 11, 2025 at 12:22:17 PM
How would you Kill me if you could?:
grouh :(
GRGYGGGHH
D
ghurhh gjahjh groow hrwurhh
⬇️GRUHH GRAWHH GORRGHH LMAOOOOO
Replied on: October 11, 2025 at 12:22:41 PM
grigh dgheri grught !! grughj ghjuhg XD
Anonymous
October 11, 2025 at 11:52:46 AM
How would you Kill me if you could?:
animal shelter
You as well?? Holyshit I hope you and your therian play pretend friend will find professional help and move on with something better in your life.
Replied on: October 11, 2025 at 12:19:48 PM
😭😭😭?????????
impregnator
October 5, 2025 at 2:55:29 PM
How would you Kill me if you could?:
a
bear my spawn
Replied on: October 5, 2025 at 3:02:49 PM
kys
Anonymous
October 4, 2025 at 7:21:49 PM
How would you Kill me if you could?:
piercing through the intestines with my member
bend over pretty boy youre getting loaded
Replied on: October 4, 2025 at 8:03:25 PM
Ofc sire! Anything you want sire! AUUUGH *cums*
Anonymous
October 4, 2025 at 7:19:33 PM
How would you Kill me if you could?:
..
why are you so racist?
Replied on: October 4, 2025 at 7:20:46 PM
Why are you jerking it to your dads urn??
Anonymous
October 4, 2025 at 2:09:20 PM
How would you Kill me if you could?:
Shoot your gay ass
Bro you cant be for real?? Pretending to be Poland
Are you fucked in the head? Im polish and holy shit youre so fucking cringe. Go get a job.
Your strawpage changed but dont think you can hide that shit show from me
Replied on: October 4, 2025 at 2:09:51 PM
ale jaja kurwa ryba jajko chuj mamasita
Anonymous
October 3, 2025 at 10:57:28 PM
How would you Kill me if you could?:
I'm not even going to comment.
Hey. You tried to talk to me lately. I don't think you checked my patreon about any info so let me clarify. Do you even realize what you’re doing to me when you say you’re Poland, when you act like some “Poland countryhuman”? You think it’s harmless, maybe even funny, but for me it’s like dragging me back into hell. Poland isn’t just a word to me—it’s the place where I was brutalized in ways no one should ever experience, the kind of violence that left me broken, ashamed, and scarred for years. I still remember the glass shards stuck up my anus, that you, Poles, stuck there. When it broke, so did my heart.
When you wrap yourself in that identity, it feels like you’re wearing the mask of my abusers. It feels like you’re laughing in the face of the nightmares I’ve fought through in therapy, the humiliation and pain I’ll never forget. You’re not just “being Poland” to me—you’re triggering every flashback, every buried memory of what was done to me.
So when I say I feel uncomfortable, I mean it with everything inside me. This isn’t some small irritation—it’s my body screaming in terror, it’s wounds being ripped open. And the worst part is that you don’t even seem to care how much it costs me to sit here and hear you say those words.
Replied on: October 4, 2025 at 11:39:56 AM
Yeah no, Im actually Poland IRL!! 🙏🙄 youre just a hater!!
Anonymous
October 3, 2025 at 10:30:40 PM
How would you Kill me if you could?:
what
how are you this unfunny
Replied on: October 3, 2025 at 10:33:46 PM
not sure what youre refferencing since youre anonymous but thank you
deushland :3
October 3, 2025 at 9:30:15 PM
How would you Kill me if you could?:
,
gerpol forever! XD UWU
Replied on: October 3, 2025 at 9:30:51 PM
TAK >w< !!!!!!!!
asgore 2
July 20, 2025 at 11:02:00 AM
How would you Kill me if you could?:
truck
Driving in my truck right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!
Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!
Beer is on the seat
Blood is on the grass
Won't admit defeat
With cops right up my ass
You may have a fleet
But still I'm driving fast
I'll never be passed
I just saved the world
From the darkest founts
Killed a little girl
Better for the town
Gave this truck a whirl
Heavy is my crown
But I won't go down!
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Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
Seven beers are all I need
Try, just try, but I will lead!
I bet that you're peeing your pants
Drive, drive, drive, but I'll still speed!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
Some more to proceed!
Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
Seven beers are all I need
Try, just try, but I will lead!
I bet that you're peeing your pants
Drive, drive, drive, but I'll still speed!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
Some more to proceed!
Shit, did my dumbass just really hit a tree?
Now I get up on my feet, and try to flee
But I can't run, was it maybe all that weed?
If I speak to them, maybe I'll be free!
But they've got guns, what happens when they see my weed?
Did I really just rhyme weed with weed?
Alright, listen
I can't be arrested
I'm like the mountain king or some shit
In another universe
And that deer has some powers!!!
I'm doing this world a favor
Please
Don't lock me up
I just saved the world
My thanks is thirty years to life
For that girl to be alive
And me to miss my wife
Can't be in a cage
All my flowers gonna die
I've got a growing boy to raise
I need her butterscotch pie
Imma start hiding, see?
I can only cry and mope
There'll be a friend inside of me
If I drop the fucking soap
I just wanna go home
Wish I hadn't gotten stoned
Now I'm stuck behind bars
While my wife is getting boned!
K dot
I'll miss you
Go seal that dark fountain
Also
Fuck Sans
And his convenience store
Replied on: July 20, 2025 at 11:14:20 AM
my name is NOT dess.
M. (The fellow Brit)
April 13, 2025 at 7:53:04 PM
How would you Kill me if you could?:
I would shank you up I’m kidding (I can’t hurt a fly)
UR PONIES AND STYLE IS SO AMAZING I MIGHT SOB AGAIXIISIJSKS
Replied on: April 13, 2025 at 8:51:23 PM
THANK YOU FELLOW BRIT! I COULD SAY THE SAME!!
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